martes, 30 de octubre de 2012

SABBATH vs OZZY: No one gets hurt.




I love both Black Sabbath and Ozzy´s solo work equally.
Sabbath is drenched of seventies sound and attitude, while Ozzy grabs the best of the eighties and adds some glamorous feeling to heavy metal.
It´s pretty similiar to when someone asks you wether you love more mum or dad.
But, sometimes, my thoughts towards these artists may vary. It happens that when I don´t sleep well, or I get angry, or drunk, or whatever, my objectivity becomes slightly affected and tends to express as follows:

SABBATH:
Ozzy looks like an angry man. A common angry man, who after a tyring labour day, may stab you in the throat for drinking the last drops of beer left in the bar.
SOLO:
Ozzy is a fat, blonde dyed hair man who wears excessive make up.

SABBATH:
Iommi: mysterious, dark and soulful guitar riffs. Hell of a compliment for a guy who has no fingertips.
SOLO:
A midget playing electric guitar and mixing hard rock with classical music. Everyone, this is Randy. Randy, everyone.

SABBATH:
A band. A music group. A gang that would pleasently do any mischevious things like the ones in Kubrick´s “A Clockwork Orange”.
SOLO:
A drunk man who looks like Beeltejuice jumping up and down, while a tiny dude hurts a guitar.

Luckily, I keep myself sober most of the time, and I hardly never get to say these horrible and untruthful things.

lunes, 22 de octubre de 2012

"Subterranean Homesick Blues" video. My visit to the shooting location




Visiting London with my girlfriend Mariana was really good. We attended at Manic Street Preachers concert in Brixton Academy, bought lots of records and met the TATEs (both ones). These museums were really of her interest, so after going to the newest one (just across river Thames), we headed to the original TATE. But what happened? I remembered that an inconic videoclip was filmed somewhere in the middle of our way, just at the back of a famous hotel. Well, let me introduce you to “This the story of how I met the Subterranean Homesick Blues shooting location”

“Maybe there are some put out cigarrettes that both Bob and Allen (Ginsberg) smoked” / “Perhaps I can find some of those signs Dylan used in the video. Hope I get the one that says –Wind Blows-, it´s my favourite”. All these thoughts were dancing over my head, as Mariana looked at me kind of scared. My heart-beating was dramatically increasing at the same time we were getting close of our destination, when all of a sudden it appeared in front of us: The Savoy Hotel. A couple of security guards looked down on us. The tallest one, suddenly spoke to his partner. I guess he said “This poor young people cannot afford a single room for half an hour” at the same time we held our hands nervously tight, acting like a “young and enthusiastic NOT criminal tourist couple”.

We kept on walking, turned round the block through “Savoy Hill” and headed to that ¿legendary? alley. There it was: Sublime. Dark. Dusty. Well, it was a dead-end street, after all. I started to walk all through it in its entirely. I searched for some lost Allen Ginsberg´s writings, “Bring it all back home” outtakes, or at least a broken Ray-Ban that Mr Zimmerman left on the ground in 1965. Well, none of this really happenned, but at least I confirmed that it´s impossible to find anything thrown on the ground about fifty years ago in a dead-end alley.
On one side of “Savoy Steps”, some offices we built. Busy workers stopped their duties to watch me come in and out the tiny street, like some hamster trapped in a cage looking for freedom. Well, my “freedom” was to be able to find any souvenir from that amazing video. Suddenly, I realized that a pretty big sign on the ground could be one of those which Dylan carried in the “Homesick..” video. I turned it back and said “London City Council”. Worthed a try, though.



Mariana looked at me tenderly. Trying to overcome my frustration, I asked her to take me a picture just like Dylan in the video. She agreed. I used a London map because there wasn´t any Bob Dylan close enough to write me a sign. Glamorous.
“Shall we go to the TATE? It´s getting dark” she said. I turned round and gave a last glance to the alley. My eyes were kind of wet for the excitement. We held our hands, kissed, and headed to the Museum.
The same security guys were standing at the front of the Hotel, and watched us made our way through Victoria Embankment.
“I told you they didn´t have the money” the tall guy must have said.

Search for Bob Dylan records in this week´s PopMarket "Folk/Rock Legendes III" section.

jueves, 18 de octubre de 2012

STONE TEMPLE PILOTS. My ¿grunge? favourite band



Ok, I deserve all the booing that I´m hearing right now because of the title. Lots of people would think that STP was a Grunge band in the nineties. But, do I really think that way? Let´s have look: Weiland, DeLeo brothers and Mr Kretz, disobeyed almost every commandment written in Grunge´s bible. Don´t you believe me? Below, I enlist a few facts that show how this “rebels” gave us a little bit more than grunge in the nineties.

  1. Shaved chest? Short dyed hair? Where have all the curlies gone?: As seen on “Sex type thing” video, Scott Weiland comes up with a “controversial” look, faraway from the usual long and waving hair. His naked chest ensures that no long sleeve plaid shirts were damaged in the making.
  1. ¿Glam? Come on! We all are depressed dudes! There´s no need to say that Weiland is a huge David Bowie fan (he assumed this in several interviews and even recorded “Fame” in his latest solo release) but what really stands out, is his constant “extraterrestrial” feeling on stage (“from outer space”, the latest antonym for “Grunge”). He looks like an alien, we moves like one, and sings like The Thin White Duke. “Lady Picture Show”: An outtake from “Ziggy Stardust”? Not at all. Face it: You know, It´s (not) only grunge rock, but you like it!
  1. “They talk about suicide, pain and violence” Yes, but with a beautiful “cocky” feeling. Do you imagine Eddie Vedder singing You wouldn't want me have to hurt you too”? Of course not. He´s a nice and educated guy. He might be thinking right now about different ways of saving the world. Keep up the good work, Ed!
They have the songs and the attitude. And what´s best, a few remarkable characteristics that made Stone Temple Pilots emerge from the “Grunge ocean” and keep their head up the surface in spite of the heavy waves. As if they were using high heels, like Bowie. Like Weiland.